Who Likes It Better?

FINALLY!!! Conclusive evidence that women enjoy sex more than men. Found this excerpt this morning and decided I needed to share it with the world. Why I'm posting it here, I have no idea. Maybe someone else saw it and posted it somewhere people will actually see it. And now, the proof that women enjoy sex more than men:

Because when you put your finger in your ear and wiggle it around, it feels better to your ear than it does to your finger.

Duh! On an unrelated, but still humorous note, I've also found the answer to the age old question, "Are golfers athletes?". The answer is - Yes, in the same way that moss is salad. Golf sucks…