In the quest to continually update our language and give it new forms of expression, and because I = geek, I am going to help promote an alternative to the geeky "you got owned" and its various l33t spellings, one that should hopefully appeal to a broader audience. Now, instead of getting "owned", its "you just got Mario-ed!". This is short hand notation for saying "You got one-upped", and as we all remember, 1-ups were fairly elusive in the original Mario Bros. So there you go, inspired by xkcd, I challenge you to let people know when you've Mario-ed them.